Fungi
Fungi
Fungi is a strange collective term for a variety of things – both nice and nasty. The nice ones are edible mushrooms and truffles; yeasts that provide rising agents for bread, beer, yoghurt, kimchi and kombucha and mould in blue cheese. The not so nice things are fungal toe disease, mould on things that aren’t blue cheese, and poisonous mushrooms. Fungi are also the basis for tofu – this can be nice or nasty depending on your taste. Medicines are developed from fungi, including antibiotics such as penicillin – which is quite useful.
All types of fungi are members of a group of eukaryotic organisms – amazingly these are considered to be a kingdom (in today’s society this could be considered to be a term that may cause offence, being one which may indicate a male domination of things) and are neither plant, nor animal. Interestingly the word ‘fungus’, used in the singular, has also been adopted by a bogeyman -neither animal nor plant. There are currently 120,000 identified species types of fungi, and no known data on the number of bogeymen.
Fungi are heterotrophic, so are humans – they need to consume nutrition from plant or human matter (note humans don’t generally eat other human matter). Fungi may be parasitic or mutualist - they consume matter, but they also contribute to the composition of other matter, which in turn constitutes compost, used to grow vegetables and plants. Fungi may form symbiotic relationships with their hosts, where both benefit from the relationship. This is nice.
Fungi release around 60 million tonnes of particulates into the atmosphere every year, but these particulates are dispersed and have no impact on climate change. Fungi filaments vary from short to long, and some are very long indeed, one study measured 8 miles of fungi filaments in one teaspoon of soil. It’s not clear why this is interesting – although it may provide some insight into why mould grows so quickly on damp bathroom walls and old window frames.
Unlike humans and bogeymen, who are mostly of similar size to each other, mushrooms can be tiny to massive. The largest living organism in the world is a honey mushroom – covering 2.4 miles in Oregon – this mushroom has consumed trees and woody plants in its pursuit of largeness. The smallest mushroom type averages about 4 millimetres – just under a million of these mushrooms would be equivalent to the honey mushroom.
Some mushrooms reproduce by releasing spores, or fragmenting, and new mushrooms grow. Other types have a sexual relationship where the hyphae fuse and cause new growth. Hyphae are the long filaments produced by some mushrooms. This information is in fact quite interesting after all and means that mould on bathroom walls may actually be happily reproducing. Human reproduction techniques are well known, but there is no published insight into the reproductive habits of the bogeymen.
On balance fungi seem to be more beneficial to both the planet and the human species. This may make the downsides more acceptable to deal with.
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Bridget Irvine
24 August 2020
Brilliant B! x
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